My coworker send me a joke that is so funny. Its a bit gross, but its so funny that i must share.

Top 5 reasons why you don't want to be a pen.i.s/:

1. You are bald all your life
2. There is a hole in your head
3. Your neighbours are nuts
4. The guy behind you is an asshole
5. When you get excited, you throw up, and then faint.

(#3 is the funniest, lol)