Thought that would get your attention...
Anyways, everyday i check my mail and everyday i get numerous spam on ways how i can "enlarge my penis" or how "my girlfriend really notices a difference" or "V!agra for less." I also get the regular "lose weight now" or "finance your home today" or "see explicit p0 rn girls here." blah blah blah.
Now for goodness sakes, I am not a perverted man with erectile dysfunction who needs to lose weight nor a home nor am looking for porn. Will someone tell these freakin' people that i really don't care nor do i need a DAILY (sometimes hourly) reminder that i can get an extension for a penis that i don't have for less.
why? why me??
[delete][delete][delete] that is what i do everyday.
kay, am done now.
Anyways, everyday i check my mail and everyday i get numerous spam on ways how i can "enlarge my penis" or how "my girlfriend really notices a difference" or "V!agra for less." I also get the regular "lose weight now" or "finance your home today" or "see explicit p0 rn girls here." blah blah blah.
Now for goodness sakes, I am not a perverted man with erectile dysfunction who needs to lose weight nor a home nor am looking for porn. Will someone tell these freakin' people that i really don't care nor do i need a DAILY (sometimes hourly) reminder that i can get an extension for a penis that i don't have for less.
why? why me??
[delete][delete][delete] that is what i do everyday.
kay, am done now.
5 Comments:
Similarly, I don't need:
Breast enlargement
US medical coverage
Another credit card
A date with someone I've never met
A wife to be purchased from Thailand Russia or anywhere else
-Matt
Hmm you guys are lucky. Nobody ever wants to sell me anything, they just like sending me viruses.
Regarding the Playhouse tickets, they haven't come yet. I'll be sending out an email when they do come though.
Bob
Yeah, I am with Bob. I don't seem to be special enough for people to be selling me anything. However, they do like to send worms my way though. Stupid a$$es!!
-May
Did May just use the word A$$??? ohhhhhh
wife by email..heehee that is new. i am going to look out and see if there is one that is "husband by email" and if so, wonder if it could be exchange or refund?? ;)
Yes, but maybe if you took them up on their offer to gain 2 inches, you'd actually have 2 inches. And then you could work from there. Ya gotta start somewhere! =)
Good luck with that! Heheh. =)
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