you know...people really should not fart on the bus. It's just not nice to other fellow riders. they ought to pass some sort of law prohibiting such behaviour. We don't smoke on the buses, so we shouldn't fart either.

Now the man/woman did not just fart once. they must have thought that they were some sort of time-release capsule. And then, to make matters worst, there was another crazy man who kept shutting all the windows. i think they may be in it together.